Growing up sucks
January 20, 2010
After reading a thread on TheB9 about naming 5 things you miss about being a kid, I decided I’d just make a list of whatever came to mind. Feel free to add. Picture is stolen from Torian. I thought it was weird that this thread came up considering I was just stressing on turning 22 this year. You know, when you have to accept more responsibility and shit like that. Whatever, growing up sucks.
- Oregon Trail and Sim City on library day.
- The anxiety of having to choose between regular or chocolate milk, even though you knew which you’d get.
- Nicktoons, ala Hey Arnold!, Angry Beavers, Rugrats, and Rocko’s Modern Life.
- Wearing pajamas to the school winter music program.
- Having your parents record every single event on a video camera.
- Goldeneye on N64.
- Getting everywhere on your bike.
- Going with my mom to Old Navy to buy cargo pants and performance fleeces.
- Playing football in the street and yelling ‘car’ when one was coming up.
- Snackpacks.
- Twisting ketchup packets and throwing them on the ground to explode.
- Buying bomb bags from the ice cream truck.
- Seeing who owned your book from last year cause you had to write in the cover your name, condition received, and condition returned.
- Playing in organized sports — CYO, YMCA, etc.
- Scrambled porn on TV.
- Surge.
- Having shoes with velcro and your favorite superhero on the side.
- Summer.
- SLAM books.
- Going to the SF International Auto Show with my dad.
- Getting dropped off at Border’s because you didn’t want your friends to see your parents drop you off.
- Getting a cake with whatever you were into printed on it.
There’s much more, I’m sure I am missing stuff. Feel free to add!
Gabe XXX
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HEY REMEMBER LEE PIPES
I had slam books! I think Richie’s sister got me into them. Adding more:
Buying Cherry Clams from the ice cream truck
Buying that cheese/jalepeno flavored popcorn from the ice cream truck
Those laser guns that played like 7 sound effects and then the last one played all of them in a row
Tamagotchis, Nano Pets, etc
Beanie Babies
After Dark screen savers (fish tank, etc.)
Mighty xXMaXx
Squeeze-Its
Yoo-hoo
Goof Troops (Disney Afternoon)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon show (both the weekday AM and Saturday AM versions)
Altered Beast
Street Fighter II
Skip-It
Bop-It
Say What Kareoke
Beavis and Butthead
I can do this all day
dude,
i still go with my dad to the sf auto show
i have a nautica fleece now…UPGRADE
i miss taco pockets in elementary school
miss pogs
miss playing battletoads
miss fighting fish
miss being the only kid in the southpark movie
spawn toys
miss being able to by things with 5 dollars lol
yomega fireball
pokemon
i hella miss oregon trail imma dl it and decide it hella sucks
i miss when there used to be arcades everywhere, we used to play sf2 turbo at the laundry mat down the street, no place has any good games anymore
Goldeneye on N64. Damn that was the best game in history.